Conscientious Werds

Words I'm surprised I can spell:
Obsequious
Leprechaun
Marauder
Depolymerization
Nihilism
Queue

Words I'm surprised I can't spell:
Bannana
Wensday
Calender
Recieve
Restraunt
Feburary

The beauty that is Snort

Set up the Snort NIDS with is using an Apache server, PHP, and MySQL and here is the result of an nmap to the server.

mmmm....brains

A follow-up to Brian's handy Zombie survival guide: (See above)

The Zombie food-pyramid has everything the body needs!

Political Observations From Google Trends

Hillary can't win on her own.
hillary|clinton, obama|barack





Obliviously she will need to enlist help from China.
hillary|clinton|china, obama|barack






Which will work until Barack calls upon help from the internet.
hillary|clinton|china, obama|barack|internet

Why goto statements are bad practice

/* Real life example of the dangers of Goto statements */

int main (){
While(currentTime() >= toTime("8:00 AM")) &&
(currentTime() <= toTime("5:00 PM")){
doWork(calendarTask(currentTime()));
if(currentTime()==getLunchTime()){
goto Lunch;
}
}
While (currentTime() <= toTime("5:00 PM"){
doWork(calendarTask(currentTime()));
}
goHome(true);
Lunch:
While (currentTime() <= toTime("5:00 PM"){
//doWork(calendarTask(currentTime()));
}
goHome(false);
}

void goHome(bool productiveDay){
if(productiveDay){
exit(0);//Great Day!!!
} else{
exit(1);//Working from home tonight.
}
}

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