Hey Buddy, Let's have a code.

Hey buddy. I see you pretty much every day either coming into or leaving the parking garage. You're always driving a different car, but hey to each their own right? I can tell it's you anyway because you always seem to want to race me. We get to the top/bottom of the ramp, I go right, you go left. I can see you speed up to beat me to the end of the ramp. I gotta tell you, I'm impressed. No one can drive 5 mph faster than me like you can. I've also gotta say, I'm tired of racing. It's stressful dodging around all those people and motorcycles. I know being in front of me shaves 30 seconds off of your day, so here's the deal: Let's have a code. When you're behind me and want to go around, just honk your horn 3 times. I'll let you know I got the message by honking twice. Now, when I go left and you go right, I'll go really slow. That way you can go a normal (read safe) speed and not lose any time in your day. Anyway, I hope you're not too mad at me because I don't want to race anymore. I hope we can still be friends.